The usual characters. Some poor result tan ACUs, the killer green ACUs (Humboldtflauge), MarPat desert.
We used the same bucket, same method, same salt, blahblahblah.
If you need the details go back and read the previous installments.
Use gloves or you'll dye your hands.
And after all the effort, letting them soak, wringing, then a wash and dry....
TAAAAADAAAAA! Total crap...
In direct sunlight, they appear pink, except for the Massif shirt, which actually looks purple. This stuff would be awesome if we wanted to blend into a Pride Parade. Not that we are opposed to that sort of thing, but we are more likely go Au Natural butt nekkid than in these hideous failures.
So there you have it. We do the hard research so you don't have to. In this case, we learned how to take a $5 billion government failure and make it worse. At least when we jack things up, we do it with $3 worth of our own money. Speaking of which, we accept donations.
Cash, paypal, sexy selfies, candy, ammunition, precious metals, Applebee's Gift Certificates...
-G. Monkey
